情感、趣闻杂谈……休闲放松,释放心情
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Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" 问:哪四个字足以摧毁所有男人的自信?答:进去了吗?
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FROG: what does my future hold? FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you. FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party? FAIRY: no. in biology class
MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly? MR: uhm.. both.. MRS: both pretty and ugly? MR: uhm.. you're pretty ugly.
TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science? PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am! TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science? PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you
want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need
money, wait for your salary.
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